yomamaween:

maximetalbot:

generalwinter:

maximetalbot:

generalwinter:

austriafuckyeah:

generalwinter:

While everyone else my age is out partying and shit I stay at home and look at goalie rankings. I don’t understand why I’m not more popular, really.

Who parties when there are NHL statistics to look at? Jesus Christ, it’s not like partying seems anymore fun.

I’ve honest to god never been to a ~party~ with people my age and I could care less, this stuff is more important to me, haha.

We should just have NHL parties where all we do is talking about hockey and watch hockey. Everything hockey, cake the shape of a hockey puck. Puck party planners is what we would call ourselves. Oh what a dream.

I wish that was real life, omg, I never get to hang out with people who like hockey, none of my irl friends even care about it.

Pssshhh I feel ya.

That’s why I got my own radio show.  I can have intense hockey conversation with myself for an hour a week with the world listening and not be seen as crazy :) 

By the way.  We can have Puck Parties in my exclusive NHL Diner :D

I will have an order of Sabre’s pancakes… followed with Penguins plate the next morning!