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If your husband wants you to be too skinny, he’s not your husband. He’s your gay friend. ‘Looking a little fat today, aren’t we?’ ‘Looking a little GAY today, aren’t we?’ There’s a word for men who like women that aren’t too skinny. They’re called HETEROSEXUAL. [beat] You’re welcome, girls.

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Posted on May 3, 2010 via I hope the rest of your day is cool beans. with 441 notes

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